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Post by trap on Jul 29, 2010 23:23:04 GMT -5
Call me husband, dear.
As for who should be in the kitchen, I think should be your role! You'd like just delightful naked in an apron, I'm sure. [/blockquote][/quote]
.... /reaches out for her throat before stopping short, twitching slightly.
Yeah no, divorced. You look like my cousin anyways. B|
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Post by JUJUBES on Jul 29, 2010 23:27:23 GMT -5
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Post by AROS on Jul 29, 2010 23:29:03 GMT -5
 [/i][/justify][/size][/ul] ...how do I get this ring on your finger? [/blockquote][/quote] 
[/i] Ring....? Psh! You're foolish human-made mortal jewlery obviously doesn't work dummy-butt! Saffron totes wants something betterrr![/justify][/size][/ul]
- taps on shoulder -
Dearest?
Oh! I found you! Finally, finally found you! I was worried I'd have to send out a search party!
So mean, leaving me all alone like that.
I guess I really do have to lock you up then.
Hmm, but where did I leave the locks? :c [/i] URK! I-I-- What the FUCK.....?!?! Guh- Get away you freaking freakaholic! [takes a step back] ... I'm... I'm having second thoughts! I mean, I don't know if this'll.... [frowns] I mean... I WANT A DIVORCE. THIS IS JUST... JUST WRONG.... [crosses his arms] how many times have I even asked anyway..?! You never listen to me.... [pout][/size][/justify][/ul] |
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Post by trap on Jul 29, 2010 23:29:52 GMT -5
Now, now! Don't be rash!
I think you need a good foot massage.  Maybe I'll go get that Victor guy to give you one since I'm such a good husband. [/blockquote][/quote]
W-What. No. Nononononononono. ;____; /stops in his tracks, staring at her imploringly.
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Post by nat on Jul 29, 2010 23:33:22 GMT -5
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Post by pan on Jul 29, 2010 23:36:58 GMT -5
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Post by AROS on Jul 29, 2010 23:48:57 GMT -5
Tch. I don't even remember getting married to you. You must've snuck the drugs into Armand's mouth. That's the only way they could have gotten into my system.
I never wanted a fucking wife. And we are not having children. B| *tries prying away* Get off. If you're really my wife, go clean something. I can't trust you with my food, after all. Fuck this. Bloody hell. *grumbles*  [/i]! Victory say's such mean thing's to me! Army had nothing to do with this! [glares] You said 'Until death do us part' so fucking suck it up, pansy. [giggles] Hahhh?~ You want LaLa to clean? Baw!~ No way mister frowny face! [clings to, tighter >Bl] not with that attitude. But maybe I'll listen a teeny bit to you if you say: ' pweesy weesy Miss Hiraschello whom I love oh so much'. Hee! ♥[/size][/justify][/ul] - teary~ -
W-what? Divorce? No way!
How many time do I have to say no?! How could you be so cruel~?! DX
- launches and flings his arms around his neck -
You don't mean that, right?
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- strangles squeezes unnecessarily tight -
You. Love. Me. Right~? c: [/i] Ffffff--- Uff-- You--- I--- L-LOVE! So... plu..heeze.... [wheezes] 'leggo! D-Don't hurt me! Or kill me... or both![/size][/justify][/ul] |
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Post by nat on Jul 30, 2010 0:06:52 GMT -5
Sure, sure. I'll bet you'd make a good little housewife, eh?
Go... I dunno, bake something.
I'll call if decide I want you for something. Kyeheheh. ♥
Mm. Housewife. Am I really wifey material? What would you do with your wife, hm?
I want to hear all the gorey details.
But putting me straight to work... Tsk, tsk, that won't do, Attou, that won't do.
Baking is boring. I thought you knew me better than that, pretty persian.
Hm. Here I was... thinking we'd have all sorts of fun. My skin feels so very tight today.
Pity, pity...
[/i]! Victory say's such mean thing's to me! Army had nothing to do with this! [glares] You said 'Until death do us part' so fucking suck it up, pansy. [giggles] Hahhh?~ You want LaLa to clean? Baw!~ No way mister frowny face! [clings to, tighter >Bl] not with that attitude. But maybe I'll listen a teeny bit to you if you say: ' pweesy weesy Miss Hiraschello whom I love oh so much'. Hee! ♥[/size][/justify][/ul][/quote] 
I fail to believe otherwise. It's the only thing that makes even the slightest scrape of sense. B|
Don't tell me what to do, you fucking harpy. I could've done so much better than you. We're getting a divorce, dear. We're getting it as soon as possible.
*still tries prying her off* No. You are getting off of me and making your ass useful until I can arrange for this divorce. Or you could just make this easier on yourself and get the fuck away from me. *attempts slamming her against the nearest wall* Off, off, off.
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Post by nat on Jul 30, 2010 1:19:32 GMT -5
[slammed against wall, blinking unimpressed at vic]
Ara?~ Victory is suddenly very aggressive. [dry tone but smirks]
Divorce?~ Bah! So silly my husband is, you're never getting away from me. Like I said... 'until death do us part', you're my hubby for-evah and evah!~ Hee! Hee! Hee! Ah, that is, unless you're willing to commit homocide right here and now?~ Kyan!
My heart's quivering ♥
Victor. Pronounce it correctly.
Those vows were lies and you bloody know it. I'm not stuck if you forever because I refuse to be. B|
But, if by some uncontrollable force, I have no say in this, then you are going to do everything I say. That includes getting the fuck out of my way and doing whatever I tell you. So start cleaning things. Or cook a hot meal. Try poisoning me and I'll make beg for death.
Tempted as I am to commit homicide at this very moment, I hate you too much for that.
Death is a luxury you don't deserve. Unless, of course, you have some way of making this living hell more bearable for me. Doubtful. |
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Post by JUJUBES on Jul 30, 2010 10:39:08 GMT -5
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Post by pan on Jul 30, 2010 10:39:48 GMT -5
[/i] Ffffff--- Uff-- You--- I--- L-LOVE! So... plu..heeze.... [wheezes] 'leggo! D-Don't hurt me! Or kill me... or both![/size][/justify][/ul][/quote] 
- loosens his arms so he can breathe~ -
Oh? you do?
See! I knew you did!
And of course, I love you too! * u *
Hee~ ♥ Don't be silly, love-ums!
Why would I hurt you~? Unless. . .
Did you. Do something. Ba~d~? * _ *
Mm. Housewife. Am I really wifey material? What would you do with your wife, hm?
I want to hear all the gorey details.
But putting me straight to work... Tsk, tsk, that won't do, Attou, that won't do.
Baking is boring. I thought you knew me better than that, pretty persian.
Hm. Here I was... thinking we'd have all sorts of fun. My skin feels so very tight today.
Pity, pity... 
Psh, wouldn't you rather have me show you,
instead of just describe it?
You are my pretty little wife, after all.
. . . You know damn well I can fix that tight skin of yours.
- flicks out a knife -
I've got lots more to play with, this time.
Come here, and let your hubby make you all lovely.
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Post by trap on Jul 30, 2010 11:11:54 GMT -5
No divorce, then~
...maybe I should get that Victor guy to massage your feet, anyways.
Better idea. How about we have an open relationship and see other people. OR. We can go back to the annulment thing again. B| /huffs and crosses his arms, indignant.
If you bring him anywhere near me, I am no longer responsible for your safety and warn you now that I will brutally murder you bo-- I mean what. /pads off to the kitchen.
[/size] Fakhir Kanaan (third year student) KY~AN. WAIIIIIIIIIIIFFFUUUUUUU.
Ne, you skipped class again, da? Punishment time, ja ja ja~! [/color] /crash through the wall to tackle Fakhir down, nuzzling invasively. Aoi wants a cookie. I, the great Momo-nee, want ice cream.[/color] Get to work~.[/blockquote][/size] |
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Post by AROS on Jul 30, 2010 12:46:39 GMT -5
Ah, so quick to get into things. May-rin must really be in love with me ne?
[pulls out a small case and gets on one knee]
So, blah, blah, blah all that mushy proposal crap. Wanna marry me and live happily ever after? [sparkles]
This good enough for you? I even got you an otter ring. I thought it suited you.
Poo on you! [pouts as well] Who gives a hoot about religion? Thero's mine! All mine! [hovers around and grins]
So don't make that losery loser-ish face! Saffron doesn't allow it! All ya 'gotta say is 'I do' and I'll give ya a biiiiig kiss! And it'll be ohh-fish-ull!~ [smirks proudly]
[rubs his neck] FFFFT. YOU ALMOST KILLED ME! YOU'RE A HORRI.. A HORRIBLE FREAKING PSYCHO WI-- HUSBAND. GAH! I MARRIED A GUY.. [corners]
I freaking married a... a fucking guy! What the fuuuuck [holds his head and buries face into knees]
[kind of goes pale] I- I didn't do anything bad! No way! Tch! Except marry you...[mutters]
Can you... like, I dunno... [blinks awkwardly] bring me something? For headaches...? Since you are my.... my...
[gags] UGH I CAN'T SAY IT! [rolls around on the floor] Eh~? Victory thinks I'll poooison him?~? Hee! Hee! Hee! I have suuuch a silly hubby!
[listens to his ragerant and grins in response]
Hey, hey~ Victory, y'know what LaLa thinksss~? She think's you're what those japanese people call a.. a... [ponders, thinking hard]
Tsun... duu-re? Ehee! Hee! Hee! You say that you hate LaLa, but secretly that means you lurrrrve her, hn?~ Baw! Victory's so cute when he gets upset, I just want to cut up that cute widdle face and hang it on the wall. ♥
If you want LaLa can call Army up and invite him to dinner! You'd like that riiiight~? See! LaLa totally know's what Victory likes ♥
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Post by nat on Jul 30, 2010 13:51:38 GMT -5
Perhaps you just don't have a very memerable face. Kidding. Of course.
Ah, is that so? I'll try to burn to set the house on fire, while I do. I know you like the room temperature to be nice and toasty. [/blockquote][/quote] 
Good little wife-slut. Your sandwich better be fucking amazing. With plenty of things that crunch when I bite down. Maybe your fingers would make for a nice addition?
Mm. I'll be nice and warm and well-fed. Dance for me too. Just because I told you to.
Psh, wouldn't you rather have me show you,
instead of just describe it?
You are my pretty little wife, after all.
. . . You know damn well I can fix that tight skin of yours.
- flicks out a knife -
I've got lots more to play with, this time.
Come here, and let your hubby make you all lovely.
Maybe. But making you say instead of show... I don't mind that idea, either.
Because giving you what you want too quickly isn't in a good housewife's tactics.
Squirm a little, kitten.
Lots more, lots more~? Sounds like fun. Unless it's not. Bor~ing.
Why don't you come here and doll me up, dear?
Inside and out. KY~AN. WAIIIIIIIIIIIFFFUUUUUUU.
Ne, you skipped class again, da? Punishment time, ja ja ja~! [/color] /crash through the wall to tackle Fakhir down, nuzzling invasively. Aoi wants a cookie. I, the great Momo-nee, want ice cream.[/color] Get to work~.[/blockquote][/size][/quote] 
....Fuck my life.
Eh~? Victory thinks I'll poooison him?~? Hee! Hee! Hee! I have suuuch a silly hubby!
[listens to his ragerant and grins in response]
Hey, hey~ Victory, y'know what LaLa thinksss~? She think's you're what those japanese people call a.. a... [ponders, thinking hard]
Tsun... duu-re? Ehee! Hee! Hee! You say that you hate LaLa, but secretly that means you lurrrrve her, hn?~ Baw! Victory's so cute when he gets upset, I just want to cut up that cute widdle face and hang it on the wall. ♥
If you want LaLa can call Army up and invite him to dinner! You'd like that riiiight~? See! LaLa totally know's what Victory likes ♥
We're perfect for eachother~
Ugh.
No. I hate you. I've always hated you and I will continue to hate you. The only thing this "arrangement" means is that I will proceed to do whatever I want with you. I am the man. My word is law. Got it?
Touch me and I'll cut your hands off and eat them. They'll taste foul, but I don't give a bloody damn about it anymore.
Wait... What? Call Armand?
Hm.
I... Well...
Huh.
Not perfect. But... I might not mind where this is going. |: |
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Maybe I'll go get that Victor guy to give you one since I'm such a good husband.
